chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

delta-breezes:

Chocolate Chip Cookie S’mores | Cooking Classy

trebled-negrita-princess:

lovelifelaurennn:

thisbitchyellsback:

phosphorescentt:

septemberism94:

why test on animals when there are prisons full of rapists

because the prisons aren’t actually full of rapists

the rapists run free and the prisons are full of people charged with weed possession

OOOOPS

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"Aloha!”

"Aloha!”

sapphirebluegallifrey:

DOES SUNGMIN EVER LOOK BAD I MEAN LIKE WTF HE ALWAYS LOOKS SO GOOD HOW????

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I

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MEAN

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LIKE

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HOW

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IS

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THIS

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EVEN

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FREAKING

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POSSIBLE????

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DRESS HIM UP AS A GIRL HE STILL LOOKS GOOD

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PUT HIM IN A MUSICAL HE STILL LOOKS GOOD

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PUT HIM IN A PONYTAIL HE STILL LOOKS GOOD

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MAKE HIM ACT CUTE

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MAKE HIM ACT SEXY

HE. NEVER. LOOKS. BAD.

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HE EVEN LOOKED SO GOOD BEFORE HIS DEBUT

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME?????

hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but he’s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked “can i go to the bathroom?” goes “i don’t know, *can* you?” and he did it to a girl and she goes “WHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS ‘BE PERMITTED TO’” 

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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wearebenaddicted:

Minimebeneegnu Cumberbatch

The name that launched a thousand memes.

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

Introducing My Family to Kpop